Extra! Extra! Chickens are attacking the world.

Okay, they may not be attacking the world, but we have about 30 chickens and they are just insane.  I never grew up on a farm, so I didn't know how fun, crazy, and insane chickens are.  The hens have only one agenda - to eat.  The roosters have two agendas -  eat and procreate.  And when the procreation happens, it is TERRIBLE.  It should be a crime if you ask me.  Anyway, take it easy.